Blog: Primal Scream: An Important Statement

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MJ Hibbett & The Validators are totally disgusted that the lead singer out of Primal Scream, Bobby Gillespie, is washing his smalls while listening to our song ‘Do The Indie Kid'.

How inappropriate. Didn’t he research the political history of our band?

Hasn’t he listened to the words? Does he even remember what indie means? No. He is a member of Primal Scream; how could he?

MJ Hibbett & The Validators are totally opposed to the Primal Scream, Gillespie, Mani, the other one, him who was in another band etc. They are dreary old sods banging on about 'soul' and 'rock and roll' while ensuring that they go nowhere near any of these things*, taking the side of people who think they're too 'edgy' to like The Charlatans while putting out cock-awful records and continuing their attacks on young people, people with ears and those unlucky enough to catch sight of their photographs, in effect persecuting the human race for being able to comprehend their existence.

We would like to distance ourselves from this sick association.

Primal Scream are waging a war on people who enjoy fun, they are the enemy.

MJ Hibbett & The Validators.

UPDATE: It has come to our attention that Bobby Gillespie is in fact washing his smalls while listening to 'Bobby Gillespie Is A Virgin' by Velodrome 2000. Our sincere apologies, and heartfelt sympathy, to those concerned.


* except for Mani who, to be honest, is ace.
posted 6/10/2011 by MJ Hibbett

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